I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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