Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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