my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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