you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
where does the pee come out of this thing
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
