I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
