So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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