Betty ford says i'm here all night
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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