come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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