It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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