I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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