my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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