Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Did we literally take a cab across the street
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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