if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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