I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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