i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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