haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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