I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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