she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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