Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
try to milk me bitch
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