I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We talked him into tasing himself.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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