I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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