yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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