Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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