She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
