Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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