Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
i've created a new STD.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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