In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize