So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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