My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize