I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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