I love black thongs
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
cat food counts as protein by the way
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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