I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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