I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
3 2 1 whiskey
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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