I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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