I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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