Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
