That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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