Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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