Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
You work out of a Hotel?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
There are leaves in my underwear?
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