Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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