ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
whose parrot is this?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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