Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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