So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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