Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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