Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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