Whod you bang
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
