question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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