Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I need water and some morals
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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