he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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