Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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