Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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