im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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