If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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