Your tits are I can't wait for
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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